Morgaine, the Slave

The minister invited the children to the front of the church and asked them to tell her what they do to help...

Morgaine: I help my Mommy do the vacuuming. (she turns back to smile angelically at me).

Minister: That must make you feel really good.

Morgaine: Yes, then I am allowed to go play with my toys!

Umm, she's vacuumed a handful of times, always because she's asked me if she could do it, and playing certainly hasn't been conditional on her doing it! *lol*